In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list without putting anything in his cart, and I heard him whisper to the child, “You know, if we really mess this up, we’ll never have to do it again.”
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to Mommy? Who does everything Mommy says?”
Five small voices replied in unison, “You, Daddy! You get the toy.”
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Two boys walked home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon focused on the devil. One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?”
The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your dad.”
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At Sunday school they taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, “Johnny, what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”
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Here’s one thing you’ll never hear a dad say, “Who wants the TV remote?”
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!
